You didn't think it would be THIS easy, did you?
The Legend of the Mudslide:
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending
death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite mudslides wafting up the
stairs.He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.
Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with
even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.
With labored breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the kitchen.
Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven,
for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally hundreds
of his favorite mudslides.
Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the mudslide was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a mudslide at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife......
"Back off!" she said, "They're for the funeral."